Tuesday, May 1, 2012

I know why they call boobs "Jugs" now... I have them

HOLY BOOBS!! Is this some sort of sick joke. I literally have a boob muffin top coming out of my sports bra. No, not sexy, not sexy at all... how about the blue veins running through them. They look like cantaloupe eyeballs. And how about the way they feel. They feel like 10 million fire ants are eating them-- what is this burning feeling. I am just not ready to be rollin with DD's yet. What will I look like in 9 months... AHHHH!!!! here ya go.. this will be me...

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